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"'''The Coconut is Cursed!'''" is the second musical number of the [[Donkey Kong Country (television series)|''Donkey Kong Country'' television series]] episode "[[Just Kidding]]," and the last musical number of the show overall. During the song, [[Donkey Kong]] tries to trick [[King K. Rool]] and his minions into believing the [[Crystal Coconut]] is cursed.

==Lyrics==
===English===
DK:<br>
You see...<br>
The [[Crystal Coconut|Coconut]] is cursed and [[Donkey Kong|I]] hope [[King K. Rool|you]] didn't touch it!<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
Cursed!?<br>

KLUMP:<br>
What!?<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
Don't be ridiculous!<br>

DK:<br>
You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensation<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
Tingly-shmingly! You're an irritation<br>
AAAAAAAAAAH!<br>
I'm tingling, I'm tingling!<br>
My hand is twitching and quivering!<br>

KLUMP:<br>
[[General Klump|I'm]] twitchin', sir, I'm twitchin'!<br>

KRUSHA:<br>
[[Krusha (character)|I'm]] quiverin'!<br>

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br>
OH NO!<br>

DK:<br>
It's much worse than I thought<br>
It's the curse that you've got!<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
No, it's not, that's absurd!<br>

KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br>
Word!<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
We're just tingling with excitement!<br>

DK:<br>
Yeah, maybe you're right, that's all it ever was...<br>
Besides, if you're cursed you'd know<br>
'Cause
You're not really cursed unless you start itching!<br>

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br>
Ooh, aah, scratch!<br>
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy!<br>
Ooh, aah, scratch!<br>
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itch!<br>

KRUSHA:<br>
All this scratchin' is making me itch...<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
It's just...<br>
A coincidence!<br>
It's allergies! That's right!<br>
Yes, that's right, it's just an allergy!<br>

DK:<br>
You're probably right<br>
'Cause the real curse doesn't kick in until you start<br>
Start sneezing!<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
A-CHOO!<br>

DK:<br>
Gesundheit!<br>

KLUMP:<br>
AAAAA-CHOO!<br>

DK:<br>
Bless you!<br>

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br>
AA-AA-AA-AA-CHOO!<br>

DK:<br>
Klump, use a tissue!<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
Donkey Kong, I'm down on my knees!<br>
Are there any other symptoms to this curse?<br>
Tell me, please!<br>

DK:<br>
Uh, just one...<br>
But no need to fret!<br>
I'm sure this is something that you'll never get!<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
What is it!? What is it!?<br>

KLUMP & KRUSHA:<br>
Tell us quick, tell us fast!<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
If you don't tell us now<br>
I don't think that we can last!<br>

DK:<br>
Well... It's, um, uh...the gas<br>

K. ROOL:<br>
The WHAT!?

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