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'''''Ask Cranky''''' (also referred to as '''''Ask Cranky Kong''''') was a section of the [[www.donkeykong.com|official ''Donkey Kong'' website]] during its time of promoting ''[[DK: King of Swing]]''. The player would input a question, and [[Cranky Kong]] would reply with a randomly generated response.

''Ask Cranky'' was very similar to a section on the [[www.donkeykongcountry.com|''Donkey Kong Country'' official website]] when it promoted the [[Game Boy Advance]] version of ''[[Donkey Kong Country (Game Boy Advance)|Donkey Kong Country]]'', since it also involved asking Cranky a question for a randomly generated response.

==Responses==
*''Sorry, i{{sic}} broke my crystal ball last week. it's{{sic}} at the shop. i{{sic}} could look into my bowling ball if you want.''
*''i{{sic}} see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.''
*''Ask later. i'm{{sic}} resting my eyes.''
*''What makes you think i{{sic}} want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me!''
*''MC squared. Dumb kids these days.''
*''No, unless you have about 20 [[banana]]s for a yes answer. i'm{{sic}} hungry.''
*''An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.''
*''No. that{{sic}} would improve your life too much.''
*''i{{sic}} don't know. Look at me. Do i{{sic}} look to you like someone who would know?''
*''if i{{sic}} knew the answer, do you think i'd{{sic}} be here talking to you?''
*''in{{sic}} my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.''

==Trivia==
*This game does not capitalize the letter "I" within its sentences. It also has a spelling mistake with "that" in the sentence "[...]that would improve your life too much."

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