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[[File:Ask Cranky.png|250px|thumb|Gameplay]] | [[File:Ask Cranky.png|250px|thumb|Gameplay]] | ||
'''''Ask Cranky''''' (also referred to as '''''Ask Cranky Kong''''') | '''''Ask Cranky''''' (also referred to as '''''Ask Cranky Kong''''') was a section of the [[www.donkeykong.com|official ''Donkey Kong'' website]] during its time of promoting ''[[DK: King of Swing]]''. The player would input a question, and [[Cranky Kong]] would reply with a randomly generated response. | ||
== | ''Ask Cranky'' is very similar to a section on the [[www.donkeykongcountry.com|''Donkey Kong Country'' official website]] that very similarly involved asking Cranky a question for a randomly generated response. | ||
==Response== | |||
*''Sorry, i{{sic}} broke my crystal ball last week. it's{{sic}} at the shop. i{{sic}} could look into my bowling ball if you want.'' | *''Sorry, i{{sic}} broke my crystal ball last week. it's{{sic}} at the shop. i{{sic}} could look into my bowling ball if you want.'' | ||
*''i{{sic}} see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.'' | *''i{{sic}} see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.'' | ||
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*''No, unless you have about 20 [[banana]]s for a yes answer. i'm{{sic}} hungry.'' | *''No, unless you have about 20 [[banana]]s for a yes answer. i'm{{sic}} hungry.'' | ||
*''An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.'' | *''An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.'' | ||
*''No. that{{sic}} would improve your life too much.'' | *''No. that{{sic}} would improve your life too much.'' | ||
*''i{{sic}} don't know. Look at me. Do i{{sic}} look to you like someone who would know?'' | *''i{{sic}} don't know. Look at me. Do i{{sic}} look to you like someone who would know?'' | ||
*''if i{{sic}} knew the answer, do you think i'd{{sic}} be here talking to you?'' | *''if i{{sic}} knew the answer, do you think i'd{{sic}} be here talking to you?'' | ||
*''in{{sic}} my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.'' | *''in{{sic}} my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.'' | ||
== | ==Trivia== | ||
*This game does not | *This game does not capitalize the letter "I" within its sentences. It also has a spelling mistake with "that" in the sentence "[...]that would improve your life too much." | ||
[[Category:DK: King of Swing|*]] | [[Category:DK: King of Swing|*]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Adobe Flash]] | ||